Caution: Bad MOOD ahead!

I am having a terrible, no good, very bad morning! I know.... I know..."change your thoughts and change your day." I don't want to self help my inner child. She is entitled to revolt every once in awhile.

I must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed last night.
Who thought of that? I guess I shouldn't care because it will be my excuse for the day. Come to think of it I use that bullshit a lot. I can't wait until Friday.

Is it Friday yet? If I blink three times, like Dorothy her heels on The Wizard of Oz, will I STILL be sleeping in my favorite position? Wouldn't it be grand if we could get three fantasy wishes a day? I want to think creatively, if I swallow a Red Bull with some potent java magic MIGHT happen. Words are hard to sort through in my mental file cabinet at the moment.

As I greet the new day, I may just decide to stew in angry thoughts.
They rev me up like some metal bands.
It does not take much for me to boil over with negative energy.

Today it involves McCain, his anything goes attitude and cannonball comments, his PR reps who do double duty with damage control and the GAYS. It is quite comical to watch him spit out sewage ,seconds later his peeps air freshen the Universe.

I need to get me a PR rep. In fact, that would be a "fantasy" wish for Hump Day! Imagine how my world would move if I HAD a PR REP helping me through my blunders, bleeps and bloopers. Especially while I'm working. There is way to much male hormones stuffed into the small office that I occupy. They make the usual "dumb blonde jokes", It's Carmel coloring dammit! I slide in a dig from time to time. Sometimes they tilt there head like my confused Wheaten Terrier. Enter DAMAGE CONTROL DIVA, she got it "going on" (3 snaps in a Z formation people). Her quick witted mind is no match for them.

I blink three times, and I am back to reality. I am ready to face the day.

Random

I need to post. I have to push myself into the writing rhythm. Also, because even though I am still "tippin' my 40" I need to push "Bozo the Clown" down a few post, he scares the shit out of me (in my whisper voice).

Let's Talk:

I just read that Jessica Alba had a baby girl. Where was I under a rock?
Jessica "Holy Hot" Alba had a baby a few weeks ago, and I have seen recent pics of her, she looks better than anyone on the planet. I don't care how she is losing the baby weight. Hell, I wouldn't mind if she uses her index finger while hurling the calories down the porcelain god (although I would be concerned and shocked reading about it on digg.com).
This is one "delish" picture of her, I don't care if this is before baby, give her credit where credit is due people and salivate.



Last, I was pleasantly surprised to read that Jessica named her child, Honor Marie. We actually KNOW an Honor Marie, folks! In fact, when the kids were smaller, since Honor Marie is our middle child's age (and BFFL), they created their own band and made a song called, "HONOR MARIE".
Jessica call us if you need someone to sing a sweet lullaby.
Meee meeeee meeee meeee meeee mmmeeeeeee mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee, getting the vocals ready J.I.C. "Honor Honor Honor Marie...."

Did you Hear?

Bozo the Clown is dead. Let's tip the 40's and get out the lighter's and give MAD LOVE to the man that I watched throughout my childhood.

"American Family Association Launches Boycott Against McDonald's For Promoting The Homosexual Agenda"

American Family Association Launches Boycott Against McDonald’s For ‘Promoting The Homosexual Agenda’»
Today, the right-wing American Family Association (AFA) announced a boycott of McDonald’s. According to AFA, Ronald McDonald and his gang are part of giant gay agenda:

What the boycott of McDonald’s IS about

It is about McDonald’s, as a corporation, refusing to remain neutral in the culture wars. McDonald’s has chosen not to remain neutral but to give the full weight of their corporation to promoting the homosexual agenda, including homosexual marriage.

AFA is upset at McDonald’s for refusing to condemn Vice President of Communications Richard Ellis’s decision to serve on the Board of Directors of the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce (NGLCC). AFA President Donald Wildmon said the situation is “strange” because “it’s the family that McDonald’s appeals to — children’s playland, you know, all the little toys, all of that. And they are promoting a lifestyle that would utterly destroy the traditional family.”

So far, McDonald’s is holding strong, writing a letter to Wildmon on May 29 and rebuffing his attacks:

We treat our employees and our customers with respect and dignity, regardless of their ethnicity, religious beliefs, sexual orientation or other factors. We support our employees’ personal involvement in organizations of their choice.

Although AFA tries to make clear that it is NOT protesting McDonald’s “hiring homosexuals” or “homosexuals eating at McDonald’s,” as Good As You notes, “Whether it’s a direct attack on gay customer or employees or an attack on particular employees role in a pro-gay capacity, this situation is still about the company supporting diversity (something the AFA resists at every turn).”

AFA has a long history of silly, offensive boycotts against, among others, Wal-Mart (for selling “Brokeback Mountain” DVDs), Ford Motor Company (for advertising in gay-friendly publications), and the American Girl dolls (because the maker contributed to a youth organization that was pro-choice and supported the acceptance of lesbians). In 2005, it called off its unsuccessful nine-year boycott of Disney (for its “embrace of the homosexual lifestyle“).

McDonald’s should follow Disney’s lead and ignore the right-wing protests. After all, during the nine years AFA was boycotting Disney, the company saw record profits.

Digg It! (by Amanda-http://thinkprogress.org/2008/07/03/mcdonalds-boycott/)